Heidi was Nervous Until She Got a Mouthful of Blackzilla

Heidi?

I'm Shane, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Come on, let me see you.

Oh, just another beautiful girl.

Yeah, I couldn't make it.

I just got off the phone with her.

Oh, okay, okay.

So what, you've been waiting here all day for her?

Oh yes.

Bitch man, I'm going to slap her ass when I see her.

No, that's my girl, I'm just kidding.

So how do you know her?

From that school or university?

Yeah, we know each other.

I went to school there.

Really?

Yeah.

You have a little accent.

Where are you from?

I'm from Europe.

Oh yeah.

Ah, that's a very broad place.

Very broad place.

Lots of broads.

Lots of broads abroad.

Yeah.

So, do you have a boyfriend or anything?

Yes, I do.

You do?

Oh my god.

That's not good, you're ********* to have one.

Hey, that's overkill.

Yeah?

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

So, what's your name?

Where's he at now?

Is he going to pick you up or?

Oh no, he's just chilling at the hotel.

Oh, okay.

So how are you going to get back?

You want me to give you a ride?

Sure.

Yeah?

Okay.

Well, that's kind of what we talked about.

She was a little nervous about meeting you.

Really?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I don't really do black guys.

Oh.

You see, we kind of told, I kind of let the cat out of the bag about what this was all

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